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Fig. 1 — laid flat, wrinkles permitted.
Chest width. Measure across — not around — the chest, one inch below the armhole, with the shirt laid flat. Around is a different number and a different argument.
Length. Measure from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the bottom hem. Gravity assists.
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
All figures in inches. Logged in the ledger. Disputes settled over coffee.